Free to Good Home...
Tube and pump. (Get psyched about getting pumped)
Works well, but can be a bit draining. (It takes a lot out of you)
Always with you...goes where you go!(Loyalty abounds)
Hangs around and watches you shower. ( A true confidante...never tells)
Insists on taking up one side of the bed...always has you on your back! (Always the same sleeping arrangements)
Is especially demanding when full! (It doesn't cry "Feed Me"...but you WILL know when it's full)
Makes every outfit look ill fitting! (if you're going for the shlumpy look, it's perfect)
It's yours for the having...I'm done with it!
Apparently my Fairy Godmother never appeared, no bibbity bobbity here, never to grant those wishes I may have lust for in my youth, and perh...
So there I was seeking out a washroom, while strolling short corridors within' the diagnostic imaging department in a fabulously fashio...
Saturday morning, showering, changing the towels; retrieved from the linen closet, in the hall, I realize something is happening. I re...